The army’s made Bill what he is today – the perfect Starship Trooper, proud of his two right arms and a lockerful of feet suitable for any occasion. But this time he’s really put his foot in it – the Swiss-Army one with the special attachments, secret compartments, collapsible mess kit and condom dispenser. He’s been volunteered to join a suicide squad run by Captain Cadaver to the well-known hell-hole planet of Eyerack. The orders are death or glory – and glory made a point of never returning the invitation to the war. So – can this really be IT? The Long Goodbye? Zero Hour? Harmonicas at dawn? The end of a brilliantly undistinguished career of military mishaps? It is – BILL’S FINAL INCOHERENT ADVENTURE!