Fields was the kind of an actor that only comes along once in several lifetimes – a comic genius and an original anti-hero, cantankerous, pompous and ribald.  Here he lays out his proposed presidential campaign with biting wit: his views on politics, big business, marriage, babies, physical fitness and alcohol. A classic Fields comment: when asked if he liked children he replied, “Yes – but only if they’re properly cooked.” This is vintage Fields and his only book.