Les Norton VIII. Les Norton’s Hawaiian holiday should have been just like in the tourist brochures. Balmy days, blue seas, palm trees swaying in the moonlight. And it would have been if Les had just minded his own business. But what are you supposed to do when a cop you know and an old friend are in trouble? Especially at Christmas? The detective was okay. But Norton’s old friend turned out to be the biggest brothel owner in America: Madam to the Stars. Through her, Les meets Mitzi Moonkiss; he also meets the Japanese Yakuza – lesbian geisha girls – and every time he puts his head out the door some boofhead US marine is looking for a fight. Somewhere in the middle of all this, a crazed serial killer is on the loose with a bayonet. Aloha, Les…