He claims a PhD in Cattle and has held important positions with Harrods, Selfridges and Easibind; has been sacked by ABC Radio and has worked for various defunct newspapers; he is a currently a Freelance Expert and enjoys such recreations as reading theological works and dog trials.  His address is care of the people next door – or just pop it inside the door of fuse box and he’ll get it Friday.  He really is the complete dagg.