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How To Live With A Neurotic Cat: Stephen Baker
How To Live With A Neurotic Cat: Stephen Baker
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A recent census taken among cats show that approximately 100% neurotic. Of course they are. As a human, you have everything they want and you refuse to share it. You take up too much room in the bed, keep the best food for yourself, don't offer them a seat at the table and hang on to the remote control for the TV. This cat's-eye view of thew world is full of helpful pointers, such as:
Cat owners know the truth: cats, in fact, own them and their feline needs must be met - sooner rather than later. Illustrated by Jackie Geyer.
- Don't try to give your cat a bath. Cats wash themselves several times a day;
- The best place to keep food out of a cat's reach is your safe, provided the cat doesn't know the combination;
- If your cat is willing to share your bed with you, he gets first crack at the pillow, blankets and any space he wants. You get what's left over;
- Explain the rules to your cat. Then follow his;
- A cat's greatest gift to his owner is that he lends you his presence. That should be more than enough.
Cat owners know the truth: cats, in fact, own them and their feline needs must be met - sooner rather than later. Illustrated by Jackie Geyer.
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Antiquities & Oddities, Hardback; dust jacket has faint shelfwear; tightly bound and clean within; light foxing on blockShare
