So, You Want To Be An Australian: Cyril Pearl

A collection of satirical and humorous observations about Australian identity, culture and the typical Aussie character,  via anecdotes and stereotypes that poke fun at our national quirks and traditions as well as a look at mateship, the bush, bureaucracy and the distinctive Australian way of life.  There's chapters on the pub, the beach, slang, sport (especially cricket and footy), the outback and the distinctive Aussie humour as well as  population statistics, the 'Australian' language, attitudes towards women, food, alcohol, politics, art, employment and Australian icons such as Phar Lap. A witty, wry and dry guide to Australian culture through the eyes of a seasoned observer. Illustrated by Les Tanner - with a foreword by Nino Culotta.